This Week's Great Man: Konrad ‘Shifty’ Spilva
Scotty
// Nov 22, 2019
Name: Konrad 'Shifty' Spilva
Sex: Always
Handicap: 6
Nickname: The Shifty Latvian
Best Known For: Being rich/Shit dress up costumes (see left)
Marital Status: Yep
Children: Archie
Work: Currently unemployed, but worth a zillion!
AFL Team: Tullamarine Bombers
Joined GMGA: Foundation year
Appearances: 30
Wins: 3
Best Finish: 1st (but felt bad, so pulled out and let Caridi win)
Shot Shape: Dart/Arrow
Favourite Drink: Yeah go on
Favourite Saying: Don't kiss her!
Signature Move: Dan Balzrian style 30th birthdays in Vegas
Lookalike: Dexter
This Week's Great Man: Michael Di Natale!
Scotty
// Oct 24, 2019
Name: Michael Vincenzo Di Natale
Sex: 3 times
Handicap: Maximum
Nickname: Dina / Roast
Best Known For: Fat wallets, liking own photos (see left)
Marital Status: Yes, just
Children: 3 girls (1 cup)
Work: Famous Horse & Gambling Guru, Punting Dungeon Pty Ltd, If not now, when Horses Pty Ltd, If not now, when Fitness Pty Ltd, If not now, when Washing Machines Pty Ltd, If not now, later Isobar Pty Ltd
AFL Team: Fitzroy Bears (when they're winning)
Joined GMGA: Foundation year
Appearances: 26
Wins: 0
Best Finish: Natalia, Cuba
Shot Shape: Wow
Favourite Drink: Beers. Bought by others
Signature Move: Falling asleep in nighclub bathrooms
Lookalike: George Costanza
This Week's Great Man: Patty Sherlock!
Scotty
// Sep 24, 2019
Name: Patrick Mark Sherlock
Sex: Questionable
Handicap: 10.6
Nickname: PSL (ask him)
Best Known For: Looking awkward as fuck in photos / shit conversations
Marital Status: Fucked
Children: 2 girls
Work: Teacher
AFL Team: Party Roos
Joined GMGA: Foundation year
Appearances: 40
Wins: 3
Best Finish: Runner Up 2015/16
Shot Shape: Gay fade
Favourite Drink: 2 Ports & 2 Ports
Signature Move: Boosh’n in the Doosh
Lookalike: Milhouse Van Houten