This Week's Great Man: Michael Di Natale!

Scotty
// Oct 24, 2019

Name: Michael Vincenzo Di Natale
Sex: 3 times
Handicap: Maximum
Nickname: Dina / Roast
Best Known For: Fat wallets, liking own photos (see left)
Marital Status: Yes, just
Children: 3 girls (1 cup)
Work: Famous Horse & Gambling Guru, Punting Dungeon Pty Ltd, If not now, when Horses Pty Ltd, If not now, when Fitness Pty Ltd, If not now, when Washing Machines Pty Ltd, If not now, later Isobar Pty Ltd
AFL Team: Fitzroy Bears (when they're winning)
Joined GMGA: Foundation year
Appearances: 26
Wins: 0
Best Finish: Natalia, Cuba
Shot Shape: Wow
Favourite Drink:  Beers. Bought by others
Signature Move: Falling asleep in nighclub bathrooms
Lookalike: George Costanza


This Week's Great Man: Patty Sherlock!

Scotty
// Sep 24, 2019

Name: Patrick Mark Sherlock
Sex: Questionable
Handicap: 10.6
Nickname: PSL (ask him)
Best Known For: Looking awkward as fuck in photos / shit conversations
Marital Status: Fucked
Children: 2 girls
Work: Teacher
AFL Team: Party Roos
Joined GMGA: Foundation year
Appearances: 40
Wins: 3
Best Finish: Runner Up 2015/16
Shot Shape: Gay fade
Favourite Drink: 2 Ports & 2 Ports
Signature Move: Boosh’n in the Doosh
Lookalike: Milhouse Van Houten